And Vyx Strikes Again

[lunargryffin]

After handing Elecmon the egg over and getting his offspring back, Vyx is in bliss. He cuddles BlackNyaromon carefully and starts talking to it sweetly. "Hello there, BlackNyaromon," said Vyx. "I'm Vyx, your daddy." He then frowns, bugged by something. "We really need to get you a nickname. BlackNyaromon doesn't sound right." But of course, Vyx and Lunar had one thing in common. They both sucked at names, and might not have a name for her anytime soon.

"Daddy?" asked BlackNyaromon, staring at Vyx. Vyx jumped in joy.

"Hear that Tsune? She called my daddy!" Vyx was in bliss, and enjoying the first moments of parenthood. "Anyways, BlackNyaromon, how would you like another little brother or sister?" He wasn't sure if the thing, being young, would really understand that, but he had to try.

"Me like," she replied. She was still young, and didn't know how to make grammatically correct sentences yet.

"Well, good, because I'm now going to get you another sibling," said Vyx, happily. "Then we'll expand our family even more!"

"Again?" said Tsune in shock. "You mean you were serious when you wanted to breed with as many digimon as possible? The weird machine didn't scare you off?" Tsune shivered, remembering the weird machine from breeding with Raz's digimon. He wasn't setting foot in there.

"Of course I was serious! Did you ever know me to joke over something like that!" yelled Vyx. Tsune opened his mouth and closed it again, not quite sure how to reply to that.

"Okay, fine," said Tsune. "So you're breeding again. Dare I ask with what? No offense but Levitasmon had a point last time. You breeding with a tiny kitty like this thing.." he pointed towards BlackNyaromon, "was the craziest idea ever."

"Oh, don't worry about that," said Vyx, dismissing it. "This new one is a champion, almost ultimate, digimon like me. It should be fine. Besides, it's just a machine. It's not like we're doing anything inappropriate with this."

"Fine, but I still don't like it," replied Tsune. "I just hoped you asked Lunar first. I really don't think she likes it when you spend her money without telling her."

"Don't worry, Tsune," said Vyx, handwaving it. "I got everything taken care of. Now we just have to wait for the other daddy of my new offspring!"

"Other daddy?" yelled Tsune in shock. "So not only are you breeding AGAIN, but you just have to do it with another MALE! Oh gah...now I really don't want to know what you're up to."

"But digimon don't have physical genders, remember?" said Vyx, dismissing that concern. "It makes no difference to the machine that we're both more male-like. Besides, Lunar is very tolerant of stuff like this, and wouldn't like you talking that way."

Tsune opened his mouth, then closed it again. He was really at a loss to say. "Well, yeah, but we're both males emotionally, and this digimon we're waiting for is a male too. Don't you think having two daddies will confuse your poor, poor offspring? Is that really the situation you want him or her to grow up in? I'm not sure which is worse, breeding with a small kitty, or another male."

"Doesn't matter," said Vyx again. "He or she can always call us different names to differentiate us anyway. Besides, it will be fun. Don't you have a sense of adventure, Tsune?"

"Well, yeah," said Tsune. "I did take that trip to Gale Steppes with you, after all. And almost got eaten by a giant bird thing! I just think your breeding idea is insane!"

"Well, too bad, because I'm doing it anyway," said Vyx. He then turns to Elecmon, who had the misfortune of watching their entire argument. "Anyway, Elecmon, I'm going to breed again once the other party gets here." He hands a slip of paper over.

Breeding Form
Digimon 1: Vyx
Digimon 2: Durgon's DarkTyrannomon
Cost: 750

[DDC]

A great black dinosaur, a dragon knight girl, and a demon monster all walk into the Primary Village.

"Why did WE have to come?" NeoDevimon complains. "He's a big boy, he can take care of himself." he says to Durgonmon.

"Oh hush, he's nervous, and Durgon was busy with a bunch of other things she has on the go. Besides, I am like his mother, I watched over him since he was reborn." she replies, annoyed at his comments.

"Okay correction then, why did I have to come? I'm sure you would've been fine coming with him by yourself you know."

"Well, while I was looking after him, you would always try to help him train, remember? That's how he managed to Digivolve so fast. So technically, you're like his father."

"Uh, yeah, no." NeoDevimon says, stopping and crossing his arms, appouled at the thought.

"Oh come onnnnn. You know you want to find some nice Girlymon to be with and become a daddy. " Durgonmon teases. NeoDevimon swats a claw at Durgonmon but she jumps out of the way.

"No, I don't. Children would only get in my way. I'm not like you, going after every Guymon that passes by. Like that Leomon we were fighting the other day, you were drooling all over him, rather than fighting it, too distracted and missing with any attack you made. Have some self respect for Azulong sake, what will happen if we encounter something like a MetalEtemon, huh? Will you drool then too?"

"EXCUSE ME? I wasn't DROOLING over him. If you remember, I was CONFUSED by one of the other Digimon, I was bound to start drooling or something. And I wasn't missing because I was distracted, it was the confusion! And seriously, MetalEtemon? I'd rather die. You can't tell me you've never saw an Vesicamon or something and said 'DAMN! I'd tap that.'"

"Of course I've never, as I said, that sort of thing would just get in my way! And don't change the subject, even before you confused when the battle started, you openly expressed your excitement in fighting a Leomon!"

"No I didn't!"

"Yes, yes you did."

"NO. I. DIDN'T."

"What'll happen when I become my Mega form? I'll be so studly, you'll be all over me and I won't be able to fight, let alone move with all the drool everywhere. Soverigns help me. You DID drool over that Leomon, even ask DarkTyrannomon."

"DON'T FLATTER YOURSELF NEODEVIMON!" she says as she stamps her foot. "I didn't drool over Leomon, did I DarkTyrannomon?" and the two Digimon look over at the dinosaur, who had been ignored for the most part until now.

There was a pause, and then DarkTyrannomon bowled past them flailing and yelling "I DON'T LIKE WHEN YOU FIGHTTTTTTTTT".

"LOOK WHAT YOU DID!" NeoDevimon yelled as he ran after him.

"ME? You told me to!" Durgonmon says, following."

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Finally arriving at the building after chasing DarkTyrannomon around, making sure he didn't step on any eggs, the three Digimon enter and see Tsune and Vyx IM-patiently waiting with Elecmon. "Sorry for the wait..." Durgonmon says, scratching the back of her head. "We had a bit of a mishap..."

"Mishap? This could've been avoided if you-" NeoDevimon starts.

"DON'T. EVEN. START." Durgonmon says, putting her hand in NeoDevimon's face.

DarkTyrannomon reaches out and pokes Durgonmon. "Umm... what's the machine like? Does it hurt?"

Durgonmon looks down at him from the air. "No, it doesn't hurt at all, don't worry." she says to him with a smile.

"Oh, okay..." DarkTyrannomon says, then steps over to Vyx. "Hii..." he says shyly.

"...What's wrong with him?" NeoDevimon whispers to Durgonmon.

"I have no clue, he's never been like this before." Durgonmon whispered back.

"Okay, okay, is everyone ready?" Elecmon said walking over to the two Digimon.

"I... guess so..." DarkTyrannomon says, shyly proding at his own claws.

"And don't worry Vyx, I ordered a bigger machine, hopefully you can fit your butt in this time." Elecmon says with a smirk. Elecmon says as he walks by Vyx. He grabs onto the end of DarkTyrannomons claw and leads him into the machine, "Don't worry big guy." he says. He then leads Vyx into the machine.

NeoDevimon and Durgonmon find a place to sit next to Tsune. NeoDevimon begins complaining again, this time to Tsune. "This is just weird, you'll never catch me in that thing." he says, crossing his arms. "Children would just get in the way, and that machine is just, wrong." then he begins to contemplate. "But then... how do wild Digimon reporduce without a machine? It happens, I know that, but.... how?" finally shutting up, he goes deep in thought.

"Finally..." Durgonmon says to herself.

Elecmon walks over to the control pannel and begins pressing buttons, but then, the machine makes a noise that no one ever heard before..... TO BE CONTINUED

[DDC]

The strange noise persists as the machine begins smoking in the back. "Gosh darnit..." Elecmon says as he quickly presses the button to turn off the machine. "Just a moment guys, I got this." he says as he runs to the back of the machine. After was seemed like forever, Elecmon comes from the back of the machine with a few wires in his hand. "That's why you can never trust machinery now-a-days. It should work now though." he hops back to the control pannel and presses the buttons again.

This time the machine makes the right noises, and then soon the ding noise is heard and the door to the machine opens. First out of the machine is Vyx, then behind him comes DarkTyrannomon, who has a strange satisfied look on his face, and a cigarette in his mouth. He stomps over to Vyx, puts a claw up on his back and says "So, want to get breakfast or something?"

"Where did he get that?" NeoDevimon asks Durgonmon.

"I... have no sweet clue, and I'd rather not ask..." she replies.

Elecmon was also confused, he didn't remember putting any of those in the machine. Scratching the back of his head, he walks over to the panel and opens it up to reveal three eggs!

"Whoa!" Elecmon says. "That DarkTyrannomon must have some potent virus Data in him, two of them were effected by the chip!"

He takes the eggs and sets them out on the table.


Ancient Black Egg

Dark Dragon Egg

Pink Dragon Egg

Lunar is picked to choose first, which egg will you choose?

[lunargryffin]

Vyx looked relieved at the prospect of a bigger machine, but hoped the breeding would go okay. After all, he wanted another son or daughter.

"Hold onto this little guy for me, Tsune?" he asked, handing DarkNyaromon over. "Daddy will be back for you later." Tsune compiled, still confused over why someone would willingly go into that silly machine, and shivered.

"Yeah," said Tsune to NeoDevimon, shaking his head. "You're right. This is definitely really weird. And I'm not going anywhere near that thing either." He shivered at the mere thought. Tsune didn't know exactly what about that machine scared him, but he didn't want to go anywhere near it.

Finally, the machine stops, and Vyx and DarkTyrannomon come out. Vyx wears another smug grin on his face, happy at yet another breeding in his quest to breed so many times.

"We should go out and get breakfast," replied Vyx to DarkTyrannomon. "Sounds fun, and there's no Lunar here to tell me no."

"I'm here though," said Tsune. "Go without me, will you? Gah...I was your friend since we first caught you, Vyx!"

"Well, anyways, let's see what we managed to hatch," said Vyx, approaching the machine. Elecmon opened the compartment, revealing three different eggs.

"Whoa," said Vyx, staring. He grabbed DarkNyaromon from Tsune, analyzing carefully. "Which one of these do you want to take home with you, little girl?" DarkNyaromon yawned, tired, and jabbed her tail at a random dark egg. "Good girl!" praised Vyx. "Anyways, we'll go with that one."

Vyx will take the Dark Dragon Egg!

[DDC]

Elecmon, still confused, picks up the black egg and puts it in Vyx' egg bag. He anticipated that Vyx would be using this bag alot.

The strange look remains on DarkTyrannomons face as he studies the eggs. Durgonmon flys over to him and yanks the cigarette from his mouth. "You know these arn't good for you, let alone smoking them around these babies!" she says as she throws it to the ground and steps on it. DarkTyrannomon soon looses his confidance and steps back to allow Durgonmon to pick the egg. She studies the two left and wonders which egg Durgon would take if she was there. "Hmm... well she was saying something about hoping to get a virus Vyx baby.... So I'll take this one." she says, lifting the Ancient Black Egg off the table.

"Very well." Elecmon says, taking the third egg and placing it in an incubator next to another egg.